Comic-book colours, clipped to your jock

A neon jock harness from *ssTricks: a sky blue stretch chest harness with comic-style pink stitching, plus two detachable drop straps that clip to the waistband of your jock and frame your package. Unsnap them and it's a shoulder harness on its own.

Best forClub nights and Pride, for guys who'd rather be seen than subtle.

Pride Saturday, and the DJ swaps the house lights for black lights. Every pink dot on your straps lights up, two lines running from your shoulders straight down to your jock. Guys follow them with their eyes first.

• Two drop straps run down your chest and clip onto your jock waistband with metal hooks, pointing straight at your package
• Pink details react under black light, so the whole outline glows when the club goes UV
• Snap tabs at the shoulder O-rings: unsnap the drop straps and you're left with a clean chest harness
• Soft stretch elastic with slide adjusters, a D-ring on the chest bar and a logo patch between your shoulder blades

Neon jock harness size guide

One size and adjustable: it fits chests from 36 to 50 in (91 to 127 cm). The slide adjusters on the shoulder and drop straps set how far it runs from your shoulders to your jock. Outside that range, ask Adam in the chat.

How to wear a jock harness

1. Put your jock on first. Step into the harness like a vest, D-ring bar across your upper chest, logo patch on your back.
2. Clip the drop-strap hooks to your jock waistband, one either side of your package, and slide the adjusters until the straps run straight without hiking the waistband up.
3. For a chest-only look, unsnap the drop straps at the shoulder rings.

Care

Hand-wash cold, no bleach, and hang or lay flat to dry; it has metal rings and hooks.